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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

What do you think about the NFA full auto band? Weapons built before 1986 can be transferred and registered? But we can't have an 87? But older weapons tend to be far more powerful. I think we should drop it. Input?

No way

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

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So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?